Helen Shaver
Nude

The national animal of Canada happens to be the beaver, and comely Canuck cream puff Helen Shaver‘s nationalistic pride is visible in the way she lets hers roam free when the cameras are rolling. Blonde and ethereal, with a stare as deep and engulfing as all outer space, Helen and her great white milk spouts are high-profile ambassadors from the Great White North. Although she’s appeared fully swathed in such fare as The Amityville Horror (1979) and The Color of Money (1986), the Helen chest can be checked in breast epics spanning from High Ballin’ (1978) to Rowing Through (1996). She even engages in a breasty-to-chesty girl-on-girl love tussle in Desert Hearts (1985). Her fine, furry fold is fuzzy and fun in In Praise of Older Women (1978), which might have been titled In Praise of Canada’s National Animal in consideration of Helen’s ankles being gripped and held apart to expose her unleashed beav. That beav is just as unleashed in The Osterman Weekend (1983) and The Believers (1987). Could her last name be any more ironic? We couldn’t tell if Ms. Shaver shaved for The Park Is Mine (1986) and The Men’s Club (1986) but we did get good looks at her boobs and butt. We also have to mention her brief tit flash in Poltergeist: The Legacy because it was one of the last times that we saw her private parts on screen. Parts both skinematic and cinematic have dried up for Helen, but thankfully there’s a deep well of past credits that we can draw from.